End of the World

At 3:30pm this afternoon, give or take a few minutes, the world is going to end. Now, I know to some of you this is going to be a bot-of-a-shick, but you all should have known that it was bound to happen sooner or later. Well, for some of us it is "Later", for you who will be caught unwares, it is "Sooner".

Now, just stop those tears and wailings about what can be done to stop what has already been set in motion. It's time to take a good look at your life. Okay, so some of you had better not look too hard, especially you, Laura. Yes, you know what I'm talking about. Now, as I was saying, pick yourselves up off the floor and let's get something straight. You have until 3:30pm this afternoon to do anything you want. Got that? Did you hear me right? Yes, I can see you did. Let me just repeat, though… I said, you can do ANYTHING you want. After all, there isn't going to be anyone left to tell you what an idiot you have been, or that what you have just done is against the law.

Ah, good. I can see some really bright, insanely psychotic minds gearing up out there. Uh huh. I thought I saw your eyes lighting up brighter than usual, Lewis. What are you thinking of doing? Remember, you only have until 3:30.

I have to sign off now. I've got a few folks to remove before the end of the world. See you on the Other Side. Have a nice life!